I struggled with what to call this entry. Tea for four. Teanimation. Four tea. Oh four cup's sake. Tea tea tea tea bang bang, An animated proof of concept logo for Channel 4's now defunct weekend show T4 (admittedly this one may lack the punch of brevity). So I plumped for one which will probably get a high natural search ranking; 'A nice cup of tea'. You could call it cynical, but it's not like I'm selling tea. I'm selling wasted time. And the person who searches 'nice cup of tea' has just bought 15 seconds of it. Who knows, maybe it's just what they're looking for.